Married Life Can be so Much Fun if You Have a Sense of Humor
Married life is not that simple, and everybody knows that. The key to having a happy marriage is different for every couple. However, it is essential not just to love each other, but also to accept each other’s flaws. Otherwise, the love will fade away with every quarrel and nothing except annoyance will be left. Learn how to have fun together and make each other laugh even if the situation is sad, and your marriage will be long-lasting and full of delight.
Quotes about Married Life
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man"s habits and then complain that he"s not the man she married?” - Barbra Streisand
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Besides humor, a happy marriage requires complete harmony in a sexual relationship, so learn how to make him want you. When the time passes, it is not so easy to surprise each other when it comes to intimacy, and some tips might be helpful.
Quotes about Married Life
"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted" - Helen Rowland
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"Marriage has no guarantees. If that"s what you"re looking for, go live with a car battery." - Erma Bombeck
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"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn"t wanna share." - Valerie
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I love being married. It"s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner
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We"re assembling a crib from Ikea... Which option on their toll free number gets you a marriage counselor? - Mommy Honesty
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My husband is on the roof - only a few inches away from an insurance claim that could completely change my life. - Stella G. Maddox
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My husband still talks about that one time he loaded the dishwasher correctly like it"s going to get our kids into Harvard. - Momma Unfiltered
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Sorry. I was late because I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband. - Housy Wife
Yes, everything was totally different when you were falling in love. Like all happy couples, you probably did not miss any chance of going nasty, and all your friends kept telling you “Get a room!” Cherish those memories and try to revive them from time to time.
Quotes about Married Life
My husband gets so mad when I introduce him as my first husband. - fabulous af
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Know those adorable idiosyncrasies you loved when first dating? After 20 years of marriage they become what the police refer to as "motive". - Just Linda
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My husband called me at work because his boss wanted to know where he saw himself in 5 years and needed me to tell him. - Tired Working Mom
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Marriage is basically just whispering, "Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video."
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that"s a few steps ahead is the one that"s mad. - Helen Rowland
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“They say love is blind... and marriage is an institution. Well, I"m not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.” - Mae West
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“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.” - Grace Hansen
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Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it"s not so hot anymore.
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